See, I got your attention. I always think of those illustrious and profound words of the great Chris Isaak, who said, “everything goes better with cleavage.” Sex sells, you’ll get no argument from this guy, that’s for sure. So it comes as a bit of surprise that it took this long for somebody to come up with Zinphomaniac. New from Offbeat Brands, the Zinphomaniac Zinfandel Lodi 2012 (Grade=Very Good) is a textbook, sweet-fruited Zinfandel, complete with cocoa, blackberry and blueberry, vanilla bean and graham cracker notes. Fans of the Prisoner and Apothic Red take note – this is definitely playing in the same league.
And of course, the scantily-clad pinup girl on the label makes this wine stand out on the shelf. (Teenage boys may appropriate this bottle for more nefarious purposes.)